Twidit's corner of lesser insanity

[phillipisrules]

Irvine: bye!
Dante: What's up with writing your name and a colon first?
Dirk: Hey, thats my secret identity's name!
Dante: Uh... Yeah... That's wierd.
Irvine: Who are you guys?
Dirk: The coolest guy in the region.
Dante: The gratest righter on the sight.
Seifer: Can I have money?
Irvine: I'm not throwing a party you know!
Drac: Did someone say party?
Irvine: Great, more freaks...
Seifer: Are you calling me a freak?!
Dirk: Yeah, what he said.
Dante: You guys are all freaks.
Blob: Hi guys!
Irvine: Blob? Can't you think up a better name?
Phillip: I was stuck for ideas...
Ves Aroke: Vell here's this vor an idea. Shut up!
Dirk: Ves Aroke? Who are you?
Ves Aroke: Somevun who you vill meet very soon...
Jang Lancer: Basooka!!!
Dante: What the-
Jang Lancer: Basooka go bang!!!
Irvine: Is that a threat?
Drac: Who let this idiot in here?
Mac Donald: Who knows.
Dirk: Isn't that name copywrited?
Ves Aroke: Yeah, is probably is...
Phillip: Shutup! I write the posts here! You wouldn't exist if it weren't for me!
Mac Donald: I would.
Phillip: Grrrrrrrr!
Ves Aroke: I don't think you should make him mad...
Dirk: Yeah, its a bad idea Mac.
Dante: I think you should just leave.
Mac Donald: Okay then... *Ish unwanted*
Jang Lancer: Bazooka!
Irvine: You're still here?
Faradei: HI!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: They're everywhere!
Dante: I wonder how they found us...
Drac: Yeah... I wonder... *Moves in front of sign that reads 'party, come and get free beer'*
Dirk: This is getting insane.
Seifer: Yeah...
Phillip: Yeah...
Mac Donald: Yeah...
Blob: Yeah...
Daine: Yeah...
Superman: Agreed.
*All look at superman*
Irvine: End it now!
Phillip: Fine then.
Phillip:...
Phillip:...
Phillip:...
Phillip:...
Seifer: You're not going to end it, are you?
Phillip: No.
Archvillain Thadius: End it or face the wrath of my fury!
Phillip: Thadius?! But you don't exist yet!
Thadius: I do if you believe I do...
Phillip: I don't believe you do.
All:...
All:...
Seifer: Where'd he go?
Jang Lancer: Basooka!
Ves Aroke: Why does he keep on saying that?
Faradei: Yeah, he was originally a respectable warrior and you've turned him into... Into... This!
Mr Huggums: Huggie Huggie!
Phillip: I'm to old for bears mr. Huggums!
Mr Huggums: Huggie huggie!
Phillip:...
Mr Huggums:...
Phillip:...
Mr Huggums: I'm bored. I'll be round back with a smoke. *walks off*
Phillip: Well that was easy.
Papa Smurf: Yeah it was.
Phillip: Papa Smurf?! Noooooo! My worst fear! *scrunches up piece of paper*
Phillip:...
Phillip: You didn't see nothing.
Ves Aroke: Or did you?
Blob: Bum, Bum, Bummmmmm.
Irvine: Did you just come here to say that?
Blob: Yup.
Irvine:...
Blob:...
Jang Lancer: Bazooka!!!

[Malum]

As you can see here, the Australian Monkey Lizard randomly places random conversations all over the chat board. Before each time he posts the conversation he says something with the word "random" in it. His purpose? We don't know. Stay tunned into Kyle's Wild Wild World to find out!

[phillipisrules]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[Malum]

Uh oh...

[phillipisrules]

Twidit is angry...

[Malum]

Quickly, get to the jeep!

[phillipisrules]

*Flattens tires with key Twidit stole from Malum*
There is no escape...

[Mayhem]

*drags a couch from Sydney and sits on it. She pulls out a bag of popcorn*

[Malum]

Uh oh! Now folks, remember never EVER to make an Australian Monkey Lizard angry. When it comes to a situation like this, the best thing to do is make yourself look bigger than it. *raises hands in the air*

[phillipisrules]

Ah!
Twidit scared of big thing!
*Hides under Grim's couch*

[Malum]

Now that we've got it under control it's best to feed it. *throws down patented twidit food*

[phillipisrules]

No not you.
*points behind Malum at gigantic beast*
That!

[Malum]

AH! That folks, is a Bamolaugh. The most dangerous flying elephant in australia. There is only one defense against it, and that is speed. *runs*

[Mayhem]

Oh bloody Hell.... *hides under couch*

[phillipisrules]

My hiding spot!
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