Post by ♥Lar Rackell♥ on Feb 16, 2007 21:13:35 GMT -5
Okay A very short script I wrote uhm the 13th. So... yeah
Sheen--16 male
Lar(yesh is me)--15 female
Dark--18 male
Kitty--17 male
Moon-- 15 female
Fairy 1
Fairy 2
Scene: a park picnic table Center. Sheen and Lar sit on top of it, looking bored
Lar:(after looking around in all directions) If you were on a... uh... power crusade... how would you go about it?
Sheen:What?!
Lar: Y'know, if you wanted to be a king or something.
Sheen:(thinks about it)Well, I would get the Magic Banana, (pulls a gold banana from his jacket pocket) wish to be king (Fairy 1 skips to Sheen and puts a crown on his head and skipps off) Then a fairy would appear with cookies and we'd rule our kingdom together!!(Fairy 2 skips to Sheen with a plate of cookies. Sheen hands a cookie to Lar and then walks off with Fairy 2)
Lar: Hey! Can I borrow that banana?(Fairy 2 runs to Lar, hands her the banana and runs aways) Cool...
((Moments later Kitty enters Right on roller blades, followed by Dark and Moon lazily walking behind him. Kitty skates around the table a few times while Dark and Moon sit next to LAr))
Dark: This day is slow
Moon: Yes
Lar: (looks at them funny) It was until a minute ago.
Kitty: (stopping to sit on the ground) What do you mean?
Lar: I have no idea
Moon: We've been following Kitty around all day. We've got nothing better to do than watch him with his new blades.
Dark: And the longest he's been able to go without falling was when he just skated around the table.
Kitty: No true! I made it all the way down Fifth Street!
Moon: Holding onto me and Dark.
Kitty: Never the less, I didn't fall.
Lar: Thats true
Dark: Okay, let me rephrase that. The longest Kitty has been able to go on his own was when he skated around the table just now.
((Sheen marches across the stage in full king attire holding a sceptor followed by Fairy 1 and Fairy 2. Everyone watches as they disapear of the other side of the stage.))
Moon, Dark, Kitty: Uh?
LAr: Guys, I give you our new found king, Sheen, and his magic, cookie-making fairies.
Moon: Excuse me?
Lar: (looks at the banana) I though it was my imagination.
Dark: You thought what was?
Lar: Sheen being king.
Kitty: When did he become king?
Lar: A few minutes ago
Moon: Excuse me?
Lar: He became king a few minutes ago.
Dark: How did he become king?
Lar: the banana
Kitty: What?!
Lar: The banana made him king.
Moon: Excuse me?
Dark: How did he become king?
Lar: He pulled out the magic banana wished to be king and now hes king.
Kitty: How do you know he's king?
Lar: The fairies appeared. They gave him a crown and cookies.(she holds up her cookie)
((Moon and Dark look at each other then look at Kitty. They motion to leave with confused looks on their faces. Kitty nods. Moon and Dark run off; Kitty has trouble getting up.))
Lar: Where are you going?
Kitty: (finally getting up) We're late for school!
Lar: But- It's Saturday!
Kitty: Bye
Lar: (Now alone with the banana. She stands and paces) Okay okay okay... okay. This is all my imagination...Sheen is just playing a trick on me. And besides... the fairies kinda looked like Monae and Layla... Aha! The three of them are just playing a little joke on me! But... how would they know what I was gonna ask him. Oh, Layla is not tall... So this must be a dream! (Slaps herself) Okay... Not a dream... I wish I knew the answer.
Fairy 1: (skips to Lar, followed by Fairy 2) He really has become king.
Fairy 2: Yup. It's no one's imagination. Check the paper. The presidents no longer have power. Sheen rules the world!
((Dark runs back on stage was a newspaper. The Fairies run away.))
Dark: (panting) You were right!(opens the paper) Look!
Lar: They were right- I was right... Wait, He's king?!
Dark: Now your questioning it?
Lar: Pinch me (Dark pinches her) Ow!
Dark: You said to.
Sheen: (walks to Lar) I need the Banana right now. (Lar hands him the banana and he walks away)
Dark: What's he gonna do with it?
((Moon and Kitty run and hide under the picnic table))
Moon: There are monkeys marching on Main Street!(They stick their heads out)
Lar: There's your answer. (sarcastically) DO they have wings?
Kitty: Yes
Dark: Next there are gonna be flying pigs!
Lar: (points up) There goes one now. There's another one.
Dark: Might as well snow... It's summer.
Lar: Okay, Stop Before you cause an ice age!
Moon: Did it just get colder?
((they hear Godzilla roar))
Lar: Okay, now Superman can appear. (But Sheen appears, this time in a maskless Batman suit)
Dark: ... Do we want to know...?
Sheen: I'm just having fun. As king, I say I can do that.
Lar: Only if you have the Banana.
Sheen: Shh!
Lar: Sorry. Sorry
((Dark snatches the banana and runs. Sheen, Kitty, and Moon chase him. The run around the stage until one bumps in to Lar. Lights fade out, then backup , showing Lar laying on the bench of the picnic table, sleeping. She wakes, sits up and looks around.))
Lar: So it was a dream... (Kitty skips across the stage in a pink fluffy dress- holding the banana. Lar looks toward the audience with a shocked and confused face.)
End-- Blackout
Sheen--16 male
Lar(yesh is me)--15 female
Dark--18 male
Kitty--17 male
Moon-- 15 female
Fairy 1
Fairy 2
Scene: a park picnic table Center. Sheen and Lar sit on top of it, looking bored
Lar:(after looking around in all directions) If you were on a... uh... power crusade... how would you go about it?
Sheen:What?!
Lar: Y'know, if you wanted to be a king or something.
Sheen:(thinks about it)Well, I would get the Magic Banana, (pulls a gold banana from his jacket pocket) wish to be king (Fairy 1 skips to Sheen and puts a crown on his head and skipps off) Then a fairy would appear with cookies and we'd rule our kingdom together!!(Fairy 2 skips to Sheen with a plate of cookies. Sheen hands a cookie to Lar and then walks off with Fairy 2)
Lar: Hey! Can I borrow that banana?(Fairy 2 runs to Lar, hands her the banana and runs aways) Cool...
((Moments later Kitty enters Right on roller blades, followed by Dark and Moon lazily walking behind him. Kitty skates around the table a few times while Dark and Moon sit next to LAr))
Dark: This day is slow
Moon: Yes
Lar: (looks at them funny) It was until a minute ago.
Kitty: (stopping to sit on the ground) What do you mean?
Lar: I have no idea
Moon: We've been following Kitty around all day. We've got nothing better to do than watch him with his new blades.
Dark: And the longest he's been able to go without falling was when he just skated around the table.
Kitty: No true! I made it all the way down Fifth Street!
Moon: Holding onto me and Dark.
Kitty: Never the less, I didn't fall.
Lar: Thats true
Dark: Okay, let me rephrase that. The longest Kitty has been able to go on his own was when he skated around the table just now.
((Sheen marches across the stage in full king attire holding a sceptor followed by Fairy 1 and Fairy 2. Everyone watches as they disapear of the other side of the stage.))
Moon, Dark, Kitty: Uh?
LAr: Guys, I give you our new found king, Sheen, and his magic, cookie-making fairies.
Moon: Excuse me?
Lar: (looks at the banana) I though it was my imagination.
Dark: You thought what was?
Lar: Sheen being king.
Kitty: When did he become king?
Lar: A few minutes ago
Moon: Excuse me?
Lar: He became king a few minutes ago.
Dark: How did he become king?
Lar: the banana
Kitty: What?!
Lar: The banana made him king.
Moon: Excuse me?
Dark: How did he become king?
Lar: He pulled out the magic banana wished to be king and now hes king.
Kitty: How do you know he's king?
Lar: The fairies appeared. They gave him a crown and cookies.(she holds up her cookie)
((Moon and Dark look at each other then look at Kitty. They motion to leave with confused looks on their faces. Kitty nods. Moon and Dark run off; Kitty has trouble getting up.))
Lar: Where are you going?
Kitty: (finally getting up) We're late for school!
Lar: But- It's Saturday!
Kitty: Bye
Lar: (Now alone with the banana. She stands and paces) Okay okay okay... okay. This is all my imagination...Sheen is just playing a trick on me. And besides... the fairies kinda looked like Monae and Layla... Aha! The three of them are just playing a little joke on me! But... how would they know what I was gonna ask him. Oh, Layla is not tall... So this must be a dream! (Slaps herself) Okay... Not a dream... I wish I knew the answer.
Fairy 1: (skips to Lar, followed by Fairy 2) He really has become king.
Fairy 2: Yup. It's no one's imagination. Check the paper. The presidents no longer have power. Sheen rules the world!
((Dark runs back on stage was a newspaper. The Fairies run away.))
Dark: (panting) You were right!(opens the paper) Look!
Lar: They were right- I was right... Wait, He's king?!
Dark: Now your questioning it?
Lar: Pinch me (Dark pinches her) Ow!
Dark: You said to.
Sheen: (walks to Lar) I need the Banana right now. (Lar hands him the banana and he walks away)
Dark: What's he gonna do with it?
((Moon and Kitty run and hide under the picnic table))
Moon: There are monkeys marching on Main Street!(They stick their heads out)
Lar: There's your answer. (sarcastically) DO they have wings?
Kitty: Yes
Dark: Next there are gonna be flying pigs!
Lar: (points up) There goes one now. There's another one.
Dark: Might as well snow... It's summer.
Lar: Okay, Stop Before you cause an ice age!
Moon: Did it just get colder?
((they hear Godzilla roar))
Lar: Okay, now Superman can appear. (But Sheen appears, this time in a maskless Batman suit)
Dark: ... Do we want to know...?
Sheen: I'm just having fun. As king, I say I can do that.
Lar: Only if you have the Banana.
Sheen: Shh!
Lar: Sorry. Sorry
((Dark snatches the banana and runs. Sheen, Kitty, and Moon chase him. The run around the stage until one bumps in to Lar. Lights fade out, then backup , showing Lar laying on the bench of the picnic table, sleeping. She wakes, sits up and looks around.))
Lar: So it was a dream... (Kitty skips across the stage in a pink fluffy dress- holding the banana. Lar looks toward the audience with a shocked and confused face.)
End-- Blackout